It's that guy who thinks Sabin is a clock repairman and not the strongest man in the world that he is.

He's simultaneously a chair repairman and a roof repairman? This guy really is senile!

What made him think that? He doesn't look like Gau, he doesn't make uwaa-aaooh noises, he doesn't even have an unhealthy fixation on shiny things. This is like that idiot who thought that birds with dirty names were both related and they were related to the nonexistent Titpecker.

Go back with Gau, and Gau's as confused as the rest of them. I brought Locke and Edgar for a reason. Max out on scenes if you do.

He clearly has no idea what Sabin is talking about.

Well, that's an interesting sound.

And now for Strongest Man in the World Eye for the Feral Guy. Perhaps a blend of cotton and titanium.

The Emperor was fine with it! Why is Sabin trying to lecture Gau in table manners, anyway, he eats like a duck. Anyone who says he eats like a pig is lying. Pigs chew.

He didn't mean yes, he tried to eat the soup with his fingers! He needs to pick a fight with someone to improve his standing.

Fine, we'll settle with ho. Wait, did Gau just insult him?

Why is Terra over near the cash register? Keeping Locke away?

Tsk tsk, way to not put a character name.

That's a book, Celes.

Uh, what? I want to see him in a jaunty hat!

Everyone glares at Locke.

Someone forgot to put Gau: in there. And, um, is he dressed as Artie? What kind of funerals do these people have where people dress like bodybuilders? My brain hurts. I need a brain specialist now.

Yes, listen to the man with the longcoat. He's this game's fashion expert, like... uh... unh... I don't know. At least, I don't know who's before him.

Gau's currently freaking out at his own outfit.

Glomph glomph glomph. Oops, no more rose. Sorry, the screenshots speak for themselves and I don't have much to say. East is East and West is West is only believed by idiots who don't think gamelan and Bulgarian choral music is a good mixture.

Yes, let's have him mimic Locke. By the way, I do wish the music in 2019 is how some Japanese guys envisioned it in 1988.

I see them tied around dogs occasionally, but I've seen more people with them in their hair.

The screen fades out and there are sounds of battle, ending with the sound of a muddle effect.

They settle on the one before Locke.

Smithers, who is this gastropod?

I HAVE NO SON!

Never. Never. Never! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!

Notice that the room gets slightly darker.

Um, I really hate to tell you, but this was not a dream. Allison got first chair.

Oh, I'm so embarrassed. I think I'm going to hide under the table until I'm not embarassed any more.

It's a bittersweet moment for Gau. Anyway, I know you're getting antsy; I am. We're going to fight some more monsters.